👉 "Footwear human experiments" is like when scientists decide to test the limits of human endurance, comfort, and possibly sanity by throwing shoes at people and watching them react. It's like the ultimate sports bar where the only scoreboard is your own discomfort level.
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "The new shoe company decided to conduct footwear human experiments on the homeless, promising better soles but leaving the only outcome of 'olidified despair'."
